NAKED WEDNESDAY?!?!?!

Did you know yesterday was Naked Wednesday?  Well neither did I, not until it was ALMOST too late.  Yesterday was a really, really long and tiring day and other than a quick shower I’d spent it entirely clothed.  When it finally got to be bed time I was beat.  I was ready to lay down, close my eyes, and just drift off.  So as Birdie and I walked back to the bedroom I wasn’t envisioning anything but my pillow.  I took off my shoes, socks, shirt, and pants and headed for the sheets in my boxer shorts.

That’s when Birdie said “Hey, what are you doing?”  I looked over at her as she ripped off her bra and panties, smiled a slightly dissaproving smile and chided “Don’t you know it’s Naked Wednesday?” and gingerly hopped in the bed–naked as a…um… jaybird.

Not wanting to be left out on this newly found ritual, I dropped the boxers with a smile and dove in, asking “oh, yeah?  I wish I’d known that earlier!”

So of course, being in the bed naked, it’s pretty much impossible to keep naked skin from touching naked skin.  Then at that point, it’s CERTIANLY impossible not to do a little rubbing and maybe some kissing and nibbling.  And if you’re gonna do that, you may as well fondle each other a little bit right?  And you KNOW what happens when you fondle- some things get wet and some things get stiff, some things get goose bumps and some things are more ticklish than normal.  So by the time we’ve got all this going on, and everything working and primed and ready, you know it’s a dirty shame to waste it.  At the point we MUST have some killer sex.

So really, we had no choice, right?  Plus- we really had to make up for missed time on Naked Wednesday!  It was almost over!

Moral of the story?  First, once you get naked and start rubbing on each other, you just can’t turn back.  Second, declare a naked ____day sometime!  It’s simple, quick, easy, and doesn’t require a lot of prep time.  Well, any prep time, actually.  Best of all, it’s spontaneous and fun- PLUS it’ll help you sleep better!

I wonder if today’s Naked Thursday…