Personal Stimulus Package

It’s almost here.  We’re almost done.  It’s so close.  Let me just say, for the record, that I don’t mind actually paying taxes nearly as much as I do preparing them.  What a HASSLE it is every year.  On April 16th of every year I make a resolution to keep everything and compile it all into nice orderly stacks and spreadsheets at the end of each month.  Then, when it rolls around to the end of March every year, what do I have?  I very well organized spreadsheet and stack from April of the last year, and scattered receipts and statements and papers and envelopes all over the house stuffed in drawers and cabinets from the other eleven months.

The good news is that it looks like we’re actually going to get a refund this year!  Not much, but some.  That’s a HUGE improvement over last year when we ended up paying out ….. a lot.

So here’s the deal- we’re all stressed out over getting all this crap together.  We’re gonna have a little extra, unexpected money soon.  The economy still needs stimulating (and so do we!).  So where does that lead?  If you just so happen to be in the same boat as us, and you’re getting a little Uncle Sam refund, be sure to spend it wisely! Do something to pump up the economy, relieve your stress, AND do a little… stimulating of the package! (I know, I know- I couldn’t help it.)

How about a sexy trip?  Check out www.shoesonlytravel.com.  Go somewhere and really get away.  Sandy, sunny, sexy, and swim up bars.  You just can’t beat that.

Support your local adult store!  Go pick out some new toys.  Here’s an idea: Have a contest with your partner to see who can pick out the most insane new thing-a-majig, then get ‘em home and give it a whirl!

Buy a gym membership!  Maybe it sounds a little odd, but it’s not.  Increased health and physical fittness will also increase your drive and stamina!  Plus you’ll look hotter when you’re playing with the new fangeled thing-a-majigs you picked up.  Or when you’re laying out on the beach naked at your tropical destination.

I’m sure you can think of some other sexy ways to spend it, too.  Screw saving it!  Screw the stock market!  That’s for suckers.  Go out and have some fun.  Do “smart” things with your OTHER money.

(by the way- not only am I not a finicial advisor, I didn’t sleep anywhere close to a holiday inn express last night.)